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How to win friends and influence people…

Today was the first day back to work after a couple of weeks of holiday schedules. It was a long day for me. After my regular gig (8 to 5) I had a meeting at 6pm.

There was a female attorney in this meeting. I think she has her license, but I she wasn’t at this meeting in an attorney capacity… thank goodness.

The meeting was being held in a conference room and about half way through the meeting, she emerged from the backroom with a giant red pen. Now I kid you not when I say this was a giant pen… at least 12 inches long.

It looked like a big red dildo…

…and she was writing with it.

That’s quite the way to garner the respect of your peers.

…a big red dildo that writes…

nice.