Dear Wii Fit,

Dear Wii Fit,

Hey, nice to finally meet you.

I realize we just met, but can I give you some advice?

Just because my husband and I don’t conform to normal size standards is no reason to call us obese and it’s certainly no reason to make our little Mii characters into Weebles.

Asking my husband if he frequently tripped when we walked… while that was hilarious to me, should still be considered slightly rude. And just for the record, he has amazing balance.

You are a ton of fun to play and I love that you will keep track body type stats for us, but when your personal trainers talk… their lips don’t move.

That’s kinda creepy.

Well, gotta go now. See you in the morning for some yoga.

Xoxo
~Sheryl

P.S. When my husband tried to be a smart-ass and run past the pace runner and you made him trip and roll - that was funny shit! Thanks for that.