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WELCOME NEW MEMBERS!

Today is the first day and the beginning of your new life.

 

Here are some resources to get you started on your new journey!

Do not be alarmed on this new journey as your friends, family and co-workers may notice new changes in the new and improved you.

 

You may occasionally need to demonstrate your superiority to inferior beings in situations of strife or potential conflict, so please order your member ID card for proper identification. 

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and other merch to spread the message of the tentacle

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