Back before I used to drive door to door to sell all this crap, and before all the cut-backs, the Crap-O-Rama Corporation gave me a company hearse to drive.  Now thanks to the fucking internet and the new world order, I'm back in my '88 Sentra.


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Haulin' Hearse Last Ride T-Shirt

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