Welcome weirdos, geeks, spazzes, dweebs, wasteoids, beatniks, malcontents, and all other exiles of society!!   The Crap-O-Rama Mega-Store is your refuge from the ordinary, providing you with all the crap you never knew you needed.  Please be advised that Crap-O-Rama holds no liability for lowering your IQ.  Products may contain subliminal messaging, subcutaneous psychological assertations, and/or sublingual suggestive hyper-maniacal invocations.