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Up from the depths of the Sargasso Sea...  IT'S THE SALTY BITCH!!!  If you have the nerve to purchase this exquisite product of crap-tastic proportions, be sure to keep your eyes on her at all times, and lock her away securely while unattended... This slithering not-so-sultry sea siren is here to swallow souls and wreak havoc upon mortal land-dwellers, and has a particular fondness for exacting her scorned lover's rage upon the male species!!!


This resin figure measures 5 inches wide by 4 inches tall, wooden chest not included.

The Salty Bitch

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